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the dazzling michael corner (crnr) wrote,
@ 2008-03-02 20:11:00

Alright has anyone else noticed the huge, huge, HUGE, mole that sits between the eyebrows. At first I thought it was just a case of the uni-brow, but no. It's not. It's grotesque. I swear. She makes me stay after class and I have to hold in my tears all the time. Hey Josiah, she seems like your type actually!

Snapple hasn't been around much. Pity.

Though my drinks, damn a nice dent has been put into them. Anyone else... Lavender you and I need to sit over a nice snapple soon. Very soon.

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	ant 2008-03-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Whose huge mole are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 03:19 am UTC (link)
	The female... if you can call IT a female... Carrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ant 2008-03-04 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right, her. I try not to look at her at all, for fear that I'll turn into stone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakespearian 2008-03-04 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Don't show your teeth either, smiling is a sign of aggression in the animal kingdom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Good to know, thanks Captain Random. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakespearian 2008-03-05 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Nearly useless trivia is important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	No not really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Our modern day Medusa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ant 2008-03-05 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Frightening, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Death inducingly frightening. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notpurple 2008-03-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I quite like not having Snape around that much. ~~It's about time~~ Oh that would be lovely! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh well it does get sour, when I can't call him Snapple to his face. I've been dying to say it. I just haven't had the chance. Good, name the time and place and we'll set it up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notpurple 2008-03-04 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll get your chance soon enough. Well I don't have class later today. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	You think? I truly hope I will. Umm I suppose I could make myself not have class. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notpurple 2008-03-05 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I know you will! The world isn't that cruel to not give you the opportunity to. OH! No, I couldn't ask you to do that! I don't want you to get in trouble! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know the world has been very cruel throughout my whole existance regardless of the situation. Oh even though the world is cruel to me, I know how to cheat its devilish ways sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notpurple 2008-03-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Well that just means that it can only get better from here! That's awfully BRAVE of you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lisaturnip 2008-03-03 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Is it just a single large mole? I was under the impression it was a clump of little ones. And it doesn't help that she also has one on her chin. I never know where to look; my eyes just gravitate from mole to mole. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Its a single, large, grotesque mole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisaturnip 2008-03-04 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	For her sake, I hope it's cancerous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Aww don't say that. Someone might like her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisaturnip 2008-03-06 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Someone meaning no one? Although I suppose Snapple could have a thing for her. I doubt he has very high standards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Snapple probably does love her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vaised 2008-03-03 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Very funny Corner. How's that relationship with Mrs. Norris of yours going? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh I broke that off last year. Now I'm seeing your mother. Thats why I was around a lot over the summer. I do enjoy my cougars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaised 2008-03-04 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Is that so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Very much. Apparently she loves the younger blokes. Works for me. You know... Maybe I could become your Step-Father... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaised 2008-03-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I doubt it considering she's taken a vow to never get married again ever since my father was killed last year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh quite a low blow don't you think? That was a shoddy answer, and we all know it. You're just sour that I could become your new daddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaised 2008-03-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I am sure my mother would rather kill herself that ever look at someone with your lack of breeding. Honestly, you deserved to be killed along with most of this infected world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Aww warm affections from my step-son. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaised 2008-03-06 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off and die a long and slow painful death. You're never going to touch my mother, nor become anything short of a pain in my arse for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shakespearian 2008-03-04 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Why would you talk about the mole/small animal that lives between her eyebrow's? WHY? I try very hard not to dwell on these things and now I think I've thrown up a bit in my mouth. Bravo, Michael. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-04 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I strive to be the bane of your existance. Is it working mate? I mean... after all I have to be mean to you with all the attention you get from Peeves. I'm terribly jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakespearian 2008-03-04 07:28 am UTC (link)
	We all need our hobbies? You shouldn't be jealous, apparently Peeves has other favorites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me I'm not jealous of Peeves wanting to touch you in places that darkness only touches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakespearian 2008-03-05 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no the vomit it's back. No, seriously. Peeves does not think of me that way, he reserves those feelings for Robins, just ask her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	No, I believe its you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ginley 2008-03-04 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I've noticed it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crnr 2008-03-05 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Thank goodness someone else did. (Reply to this) (Parent)